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                    The frie at the bottom of the bag 
       
                That amazing, fantastic, majestic sliver of potato at the bottom of your greasy bag. That fattening frie was probably the highlight of your day. That fry saved you from the depressing reality that your wonderful fast food experience is over. It fills you with joy that can not be replaced. That greasy fat filed fry makes you feel like a king. That fry is your pride eat it with love and care.

How to enjoy it more is something everyone askes. Well I'm here to teach you. Step number 1: Eat it infront of your friends and family to show them your success and to have an "in your face" moment. Step number 2: Savor it don't treat it like just a fry, treat it like gold, eat it millimeter by millimeter. Step number 3:For example mcdonalds fries are very salty so salt is all over the bottom of the bag. Take your fry hold it with your thumb and index finger for perfect hold than scrape that fry along the bottom of the bag, after eat that salty french fry.

Go ask your friends if they love that fry one hundred bucks they say yes. Which means they like it too. They will be fighting for it but you have to come out and win. You have to do all you can to come out on top. To do this you must lie to people when they ask you if you have that fry. I know you might not want to lie but you have to, I know you will feel bad,  but you must do it.

Now that I told you how to saver that fantastic fry you must know with great power comes great responsibility, don't know what that means but I saw it a movie once so we'll go with that.
Okay motivational speech time "live your life the right way with always treating yourself like that last fry." ummmmm I think that I'm making people dumber each word soooooooo.

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